Interviews with the Army

5 Questions with Hardarse Bunny Brigade

Today we are talking with Recon Unit: Hardarse Bunny Brigade.  Don't be fooled by the bunny suit.  Within that furry uniform are Robots that push themselves to the limits in this ultimate field combat role, applying formidable mental and physical assets to highly demanding special operations against a formidable foe.  Bunny Briagder took a few moments out from training to answer a few questions.  Let's hop to it...

1. What is it like being in the Hardarse Bunny Brigade?

It’s exciting and dangerous.  You know, people think its all frolicking in the grass and bouncing in the sunshine but it’s not.  We have to keep the bunnies under constant surveillance and if you’ve seen how those little buggers move, you’d realise it’s not an easy task.  Especially at this time of year.   It’s 24/7.

2. Do you really think Bunnies are a real threat?

Are you kidding? Bunnies are a formidable force to be reckoned with, and any interaction with them has the potential to escalate.  Bunnies are fast, strong and well organised.  Their network of tunnels enables them to move tactically without notice and potentially hide weapons of mass destruction with little trouble.  Don’t be fooled by their cute little noses, liquid eyes and soft soft fur.  They’re definitely up to something and it’s our job to find out what.  You think they’re not?

Interviewer: Well, it’s just hard to see it when I look at them.

Bunny Brigader: And that’s the problem.  Look. We all heard what happened to the Brigadier…* Why don’t you ask the him if he thinks they’re a threat? He’s just over there (points at the incredibly scarred and scary Brigadier Bunny).

Interviewer: shakes head declining the offer and tries to not make eye contact.

Bunny Brigader: No? Didn’t think so.

3. What are your thoughts on the Hardarse Bunny Brigade suit?

Bunny Brigader: Are you taking the piss? 

Interviewer: Of course not.

Bunny Brigader: Ok. If you are and I find out I’m coming for you, remember that.  Ok.  The key to your suit is to get the right fit because the chaffing could bring even the hardest robot to their knees.

Interviewer: Is that why you smell of Bepanthan?

Bunny Brigader: It’s an essential survival tool.  We want to be called Hardarse for the right reasons, not for a skin condition.

4. Any tips for our readers?

Don’t go into the tunnels on your own.  And never underestimate your adversary regardless of their appearance, you might take a lesson from that (looks pointedly at Interviewer).

5. On a scale of 1-10 how great is HiiRagi?

You can't put a number on HiiRagi's greatness.  I can't believe you even ask that question.  Does HiiRagi know you ask that question?

INTERVIEW TERMINATED.

*No one knows for sure what happened to the Bunny Brigadier except he went into a Bunny Tunnel and was found a few days later covered in cuts and dirt with a haunted expression.  He has refused to talk about his experiences publicly but speculation runs rife and he is known as the Hardest of the Hardarse Bunny Brigade.